let me make this known now, I am #TeamNightKing and #TeamDaenyisStupidandEntitled
Leave now if that bothers you. Now, onto my thoughts on Season 8 Episode 3
The entire episode was tense (as it should have been). The cinematography and the score were amazing. They were clearly going for Emmy’s again this year. The use of light and lack thereof added to the suspense, and it felt like you were watching a horror movie.
So, we see Sam get handed some weapons, and we’re all like “watchu doing out there Samwell!?!?” Everyone is just standing there waiting to go into their demise, and then you look up, and Melisandre shows up to which I yell “FIREEEEEEE, COME THROUGH WITH THE FIRE WITCH!”
I am firmly Team Night King because he had the clear advantage he is not distracted by feelings, and he got the sauce. However, I was excited to see the hope instilled by the fire Meli was able to provide.
The rest of my thoughts and reactions goes a little something like this:
Where the hell did the Dothraki go??
Oh, so we can run back from a fight now??
Daeny? What is you doing baby?? Gonna go run off and get on your dragon and abandon the plan to save Bran. #traitor #youaintreal
So, now we’re watching how to train your dragon?
Shit! THE WIGHTS ARE COMING!!
Everybody’s gonna die
NOOO BRIENNE!
Oh, wait she’s alive okay. (4 more times throughout the episode for every character)
Retreat?? Where? Trench? How?
Y'all are coming at the Night King with your Home Alone traps, and he does not have time to play with you hoes.
Light the trench! Light the trench! (of course, this is gonna happen at the last minute, but that visual of the wight jumping at the screen definitely made me flinch).
This shit ain’t gone last long; they just need a few people to hop across.
Told you.
Night King is looking hella regal per usual.
Wights started coming up that wall like World War Z!
ARYAAAA coming through with her new weapon. Get it, girl.
Man everybody is about to die.
Sam!!! Get off the battlefield putting everybody life in danger!
HE SMACKED THE F*** OUTTA LADY MORMONT!
Oh noooooooo girl watchudoin (she went out like a G though)
What kind of Scooby Doo shit is this? We hiding in libraries now?
I legit thought Arya was gonna accidentally kill someone who is was the wrong place at the wrong time.
My heartbeat is just racing real fast. Arya running around, Jon and Daeny acting like they ain’t been in battle before (Daeny hasn’t), Theon just sitting there waiting, and everybody is about to die.
The Hound snatching up Arya and carrying her around reminded us again (like last week) that this is a little girl.
I KNEW THE NIGHT KING WASN’T GONE DIE FROM THAT FIRE!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
Daeny looking real silly.
Jon, you keep running up on people and having to get saved at the last minute (let’s remember Battle of the Bastards).
Y'ALL THOUGHT THE NIGHT HAD TIME TO FIGHT WITH JON? HE DOES NOT HAVE TIME FOR YOU PEONS! BOSS UP AND GET THIS MONEY. #ROUND2 #FIGHT
Night King rolled up with his homies in that PYRAMID FORMATION coming around corners and everything.
I don’t know what we gone do for 3 more episodes if Night King kills everybody, but I’m here for it.
When the people started coming alive from the crypt I legit starting singing Thriller
NOOO NO SUICIDE PACT SANSA AND TYRION THIS AIN’T ROMEO AND JULIET
Daeny is USELESS. You can’t get your dragon to act right. You ain’t acting according to the plan. You getting dropped on the battlefield surrounded (AGAIN remember when this happened it the Dothraki). I’m sick of her and pompous ass.
THEON putting in work on these wights. However, you really gone run straight towards the night king like you playing javelin??? #wypipodontzigzag
Jon what the hell you gone do yelling at that dragon?
Night King, strutting down to Bran with the FRENCH TIPS!!! YAAASS NAILS
PLEASE DON’T TALK. PLEASE DON’T TALK. DON’T MAKE THE NIGHT KING VERBAL.
Shit, Bran’s a gonne-AHHHHHHHH YASS ARY-
NO! NO! NO! NO! NOOOOO-
YAAAAAAAASSSSSSSS!!!!!!!! ARYAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
Wait shit; it’s over. What is happening in the next 3?? I told ya’ll Cersei ain’t playing games. Y'all falling right into what she predicted and ya’ll keep sleeping on her. Watch her lure ya’ll into Kings Landing and blow that shit up again.
Until, next time.