My reactions to this Tyler Perry nonsense. Just my stream of consciousness while watching this movie.
*Spoilers, duh*
One minute into this movie and it is already trash.
WHAT! He’s in the movie??? UGHHH stop it.
Laying it on thick with the religion
Ohhh we just have to relate to our clients by sharing personal information…ok
YA'LL ARE SITTING IN THE LIVING ROOM OPENLY DISCUSSING A CASE WITH YOUR HUSBAND
This clearly was meant to be a play…
Soooo you mean to tell us this is her first case EVER? She didn’t do any internships? She just wanna play off her student loans being a lawyer for the PDs office?? *I mean…I mean.*
Their bedside lamps don’t match and I hate it.
What’s in that trash can???
Why did that lady run away??
She picked up a hot teapot with her bare hands??? Really Phylicia….EVIL
Soooo this is the leftover plot from Acrimony??
That wig???? OOOO chile
IS THAT CICELY TYSON??
Ohh so she’s an investigator now???
OOP got him a white assistant. Ok.
WHAT IS THIS HAIRRRRRRR? WHAT DID YOU DO TO THIS MAN FROM DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES?
TP can’t tell any story without flashbacks.
“I am an introvert which means I have trouble speaking in front of large crowds.”….k
He literally could just tell this story with ZERO narration and it would be 10 times better.
Why is he sitting like this in this diner?
Why is this white man extra in the movie just staring at the camera and NO ONE is eating their food. They’re all literally holding their forks and not doing anything with them. Just hovering the fork over the plate.
Also, the people in the booths are not consistent in the shots. This is just lazy editing.
“boys will be boys” really. Really. Stop.
This movie belongs in the free movie section on Amazon prime.
Soooooo she decides to get intimate with this man because she could tell he had been waiting….what?? “it became harder to hold out.” Yep. That’s how it works. Not because she wants to be intimate with him, nooooo she has to hold out. Ugh
YOU CAN’T AFFORD REAL FIREFLIES TYLER PERRY!
Well, that just went left.
Walking around all hugged up like that is uncomfortable.
“I’m done, I’m done.” No…there’s more than an hour left.
EWWW HIS FEET
Ah shit, he’s about to hit her.
He doesn’t like being “checked up on” WTF? What kind of human being is that??
YEAH PHYLICIA! TELL HIM. I’M STAYING RIGHT HERE.
Naw, he did it. I’m calling it.
YUP. HE DID IT.
ELDER ABUSE!
The first thing he did when met you said that you were rich. See.
Man: throws his phone
Me: why the hell you throw your own phone?!?
Man: “you lucky I got 2 phones.”
Me: ahhh. Ok.
Heeeelllllll naw! With that child in her bed?
She should just sell his car since that’s her property too.
File for divorce girl. BURN DOWN THE HOUSE!!
So I’m guessing she tells her son about what happens, HE is the one who kills him and then the mom took the fall for it. She wants the prison close to her family so she can continue to be near them, and he can live his life with his new family.
BASEBALL BAT!!!!! OH SHIT OH SHIT
SHE DID IT!
A Fall from Grace? More like, A PUSH from Grace.
“you can’t keep this from me.” …well she can.
The son took the body…?
This dudes name is Shannon DeShon Delong? LOL
Can’t prove murder if he’s alive….
SUPER BORING CHARACTER ARC FOR THIS JASMINE WOMAN.
YOU CAN’T JUST YELL OBJECTIONS! WHAT ARE YOU OBJECTING TO?
Just yell your whole case strategy in the middle of the hallway at court. K.
Rests? The defense rests???
Tyler Perry has never been to court.
Millennial thing?
SEE CICELY TYSON TRIED TO TELL YALL!!
DAMN THIS B**** COLLECTING OLD LADIES???
ELDER ABUSE! I TOLD YALL.
HIS MOM???????
OH SH**! BEAT HER A**!
WAIT NO! DON’T USE VIOLENCE. That’s right, just arrest her non-violently she’s an old lady.
That old lady ran away in handcuffs? Ok…
This was dumb.
